Wow, I'm Exciting

Hiking Mt. Baden-Powell
July 4, 2007
Was a rush, but it was
Also the hardest thing I
Have ever done
Physically
And
Mentally.

The pictures turned out
Great, though!
And, I got to take a hot
Shower
Followed by a long
Nap
Afterwards.

But my biggest rush
Occurs during my season
Of training for
A private circus’s
Trapeze dancing.


I study this art while
On break from
University.

California State
University,
Channel Islands,
That is.

It’s like flying
Over the moon
When the wind is rushing
Through my hair—
The ants on planet earth
All wave at me while I
experience
Total excitement—
Orgasmic excitement.

I took up trapezing
To keep
Busy.


My marriage didn’t last long.
I was on the first cover of
This little magazine
“Playboy”

Who’d a thunk me bearing
My body—
Made beautiful from
Trapezing—
Would cause such a scene
With my old man.

Does anyone know
How long my marriage
lasted?
No, not my first marriage.
Yeah, the one with
Joe,
Joe
DiMaggio.